“A dialysis patient's life is hard. Laugh harder.”

“Life is good, dealing with it can be hard, and sometimes the very best thing—no, the only thing—we can do to face another day is to laugh at ourselves, and share a laugh with others.”

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“People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.”

“It takes a lot to laugh, it takes a train to cry”

“I like the idea of differenttheres and elsewheres, an Idaho known for bluegrass,a Bronx where people talklike violets smell. Perhaps I am somewhere patient, somehowkind, perhaps in the nookof a cousin universe I've never defiled or betrayedanyone.”

“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? ”