“I'm bored, lalalallalalala OLLI OXEN SOMETHING"!!”
“I take a slow sip of lukewarm coffee, reopen the book, and read the words scribbled in red ink near the top: Everyone needs an olly-olly-oxen-free.”
“Ready or not, here I comeI'm so tired of this dumb game of hide and seekOlly olly oxen freeShow yourself, you're scaring meCome out, come out, where ever you areYou've taken this thing way too far”
“I'm so bored I could do something, but can't be arsed. I'm unmotivated as well as bored. It's a killer combination.”
“Martha always kept count and always figured the score in Ollie's favor. Poor Martha, thought Ollie, forever counting and never satisfied.”
“I'm never bored. Only people bore me, so I avoid them”