“When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!”

“Most people have the will to win, few have the will to prepare to win.”

“The will to win is not nearly as important as the will to prepare to win.”

“When I die, I want them to bury me facedown and ass up so that the whole world can kiss my ass!”

“I was working in the lab late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For my monster from his slab began to riseAnd suddenly to my surprise.He did the mash.He did the monster mash.”

“Yeah, I have a burning issue all right, Dr Weinburger. I wish someone would tell me why it is, with Allie gone and the father count reduced by one, that I can't be Daddy to my little girl anymore.”

“I'm sorry I hurt your hand... With my face.”