“And so we go.”

“I'm sorry I hurt your hand... With my face.”

“Because that's the way it was meant to be.”

“Above all else I've learned a very important rule that I try to live by: When big, scary-looking guys chase you, run.”

“We find, counterintuitively, that a small population correlates with shorter humans, and a larger population correlates with taller humans. This only makes sense in light of the FSM theory of gravity. With more people on earth today, there are fewer Noodly Appendages to go around, so we each receive less touching—pushing down toward the earth—and thus, with less force downward, we're taller.”

“Developing better people should be the number one goal for any coach when dealing with kids. In trying to develop better people, we are going to develop more and better pros.”

“Lead, follow, or get out of the way.”