“You *forgot*? I will beat you with a good stout stick!”
“I'm making a listI'm making a list of things I must sayFor politeness,And goodness and kindness and gentlenessSweetness and rightness:HelloPardon meHow are you?Excuse meBless youMay I?Thank youGoodbyeIf you know some that I've forgot,Please stick them in you eye!”
“Someone needs to take that stick out of your ass and beat you with it”
“Christ, I forgot how fucking good you feel when you're beneath me.”
“Or more precisely, is there anything I can do for you, ma’am? (Waiter)‘How about a bag for my head, or a stick to beat Lanie with?’ (Grace)”
“You know I love a good family feud and I carry a big stick.”