“Do authors cry when they kill the best characters or...""They laugh and have tea with satan.”
“The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.”
“Classic author moment, "Oh dear, did I kill that character or not?”
“That was his mother. When she wasn't crying over the breakfast cereal, she was laughing about killing herself.”
“Do you have any coffee? (Talon)Ew! No, that stuff will kill you. I have herbal teas, though. (Sunshine)Herbal teas? That’s mulch, not a beverage. (Talon)”
“I get absolutely and undeniably attached to book characters to the point where I cry and laugh with them, and physically miss them when I finish reading the book.”