“The Motion Picture Association of America wipes the sweat off its brow and sings the PG-13 song.”

“Sometimes the good guy rips out innocent people's throats. That's just something the world need to live with if it wants the good guy to keep saving the day.”

“Tough guys toughen up when faced with adversity. So he flexes his gag reflex and steps inside.”

“I will fucking kill you and anyone else who gets in the way of me and my tunes.”

“That's just how time travel looks like to the untrained eye. The reason why there aren't more travelers is that your average physicist refuses to be eaten by a giraffe in the name of science.”

“Then he is up and off the couch in one fluid motion - remarkable considering no one gets up off our couch gracefully.”

“See, you have to marry me. I seem to scare off all the help.”