“Faith is a luxury for those who are able to ignore what the rest of us must see every day. Pessimism, distrust, and irony are the holy trinity of my religion, irony in particular.”
“As amused as I may be, I must inquire upon the particular context of this particular irony as I find myslef slightly befuddled.”
“Objection, evasion, joyous distrust, and love of irony are signs of health; everything absolute belongs to pathology.”
“A mouth of no distinction but well practiced, before I entered my teens, in irony. For what is irony but the repository of hurt? And what is hurt but the repository of hope?”
“Irony cleans away all those secret stains. Irony is the path that leads safely back to official realities.”
“Scary discovery of the day: Most people who RT @yokoono's tweets do so without irony.”