“Drink the milk.”
“Twenty years ago, teenage boys in the United States drank twice as much milk as soda; now they drink twice as much soda as milk.”
“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”
“Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either.”
“You know, drinking milk doesn't make your boobs get any bigger.”
“The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink COW milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!'?”