“Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul.”
“In general, librarians enjoyed special requests. A reference librarian is someone who likes the chase. When librarians read for pleasure, they often pick a good mystery.”
“The librarian isn't a clerk who happens to work in a library. A librarian is a data hound, a guide, a sherpa and a teacher. The librarian is the interface between reams of data and the untrained but motivated user.”
“I'm a librarian, i'm a librarian and I like it quietSo, the pages can be heardI'm a librarian, i'm a librarian and I do it for the love of the word”
“Librarians lend people books from the library. The best librarians are children's book librarians.”
“All knowledge is valuable to a librarian.”