“Can’t be any harder than sitting here and having a staring contest with mortality.”
“He seemed to be having a staring contest with one of the candles”
“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”
“I swear to you, sitting a throne is a thousand times harder than winning one.”
“Mental illness is so much more complicated than any pill that any mortal could invent ”
“Why is everyone being all quiet?" the Kid asks. "Are we having a staring contest? If so, you should have told me because I wasn't quite ready yet.”