“I really am impressed that you have been shot so often. Really.”“Getting hit’s not really that impressive,” Wayne noted. “It don’t take much skill to get shot. It’s avoiding the bullets that’s tough.”
“If you have to tell someone they call the shots, they're not really calling the shots.”
“That’s all I think about these days. Must be because I have so much time to kill every day. When you don’t have anything to do, your thoughts get really, really far out-so far outyou can’t follow them all the way to the end.”
“All we really want is for no one to have a boring life, to be impressive, so we can be impressed. ~ on the friends we choose.”
“Jack leaned over, “Ever get the impression that these women are way out of our league?”“I shot the last guy who said that to me.”
“I mean, why are you trying so hard to impress me? I'm really sorry your mother died, but it doesn't mean much to me...”