“I'm convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease.”
“When I tell people I'm planning on majoring in psychology, I usually get one of three responses: A) Oh! Are you analyzing me right now? B) Psychology . . . hardly an exact science, is it? or C) So what's wrong with you?”
“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.”
“Life is some kind of a terminal disease, otherwise, why do we have more dead people than alive?”
“Hard work never killed a man. Men die of boredom, psychological conflict, and disease. They do not die of hard work.”
“People don't want to accept the responsibility for their own weakness, so they place the blame on something that they're not responsible for, like disease or genetics.”