“Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.”
“Life's too short to drink cheap wine...”
“Life is too short to read bad books or drink bad wine.”
“This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.”
“Lesson for the day, kids: hangovers are real, and they are the opposite of fun.”
“I think coffee is the best drink known to man. I also think that wine is the best drink known to woman.”