“Everyone knows how people who laugh easily create us by their laughter,--making us think of funnier and funnier things.”
“What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.”
“Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.”
“Beneath the people we think we are, there are funnier, happier, livelier people that we keep ignoring.”
“Some people use laughter as a weapon. It's all very funny until someone loses an eye. But then I guess it just makes the joke even funnier, because you never see it coming.”
“It is funnier to bend things than to break them.”