“I'm a drinker with writing problems.”
“I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.”
“Writing is a lonely job, unless you're a drinker, in which case you always have a friend within reach.”
“I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.”
“I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.”
“I am an American aquarium drinker”