“Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.”

“Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.”

“Every man, through fear, mugs his aspirations a dozen times a day.”

“It's a queer world, God knows, but the best we have to be going on with.”

“I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.”

“Every cripple has his own way of walking. ”

“It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.”