“As Samson demonstrated, going bald ruins lives.”

“Look Mister, I don't care what you think, you are bald. If the census had a "bald" category, You'd be in it, no problem. If you go to heaven, you're going to bald heaven. If you go to hell, you're going to bald hell. Have you got that straight? Then stop looking away from the truth. Let's go now. I'm taking you straight to bald heaven, nonstop.”

“Live well, Ichigo. Live well, age well, go bald well, and die after me. And... if you can, die smiling.(Isshin Kurosaki)”

“ELAINE: Go talk to her.GEORGE: Elaine, bald men, with no jobs, and no money, who live with their parents, don't approach strange women.Seinfeld episode "The Opposite”

“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.”

“Ignatius B. Samson, welcome to the Cemetery of Forgotten Books.”