“one doesn't interrupt a beautiful girl unless one is going to be funny.”
“Being crasy doesn't mean to be broken...It is you and me amplified", Girl, Interrupted”
“Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.”
“I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one`s an outsider looking on, it`s all such a bore.”
“Free-will doesn't include shit-happens,unless that's the goal of one's intention.”
“One, you moved here with your father, which means your a daddy's girl. No girl leaves their mother unless they are.”