“Politicians lie and I am not fooled.”
“The wind blows wild and i may move, politicians lie and i am not fooled you don't need a razor or a three piece suit to argue the truth”
“I am not a politician... I only suffer the consequences.”
“I am a politician which means I am a liar and a crook. When I am not kissing babies I am stealing their lollypops.”
“I am a fool for Christ...whose fool are you?”
“If you manage to fool me then I am a fool.”