“Most people don't know there are angels whose only job is to make sure you don't get too comfortable & fall asleep & miss your life. ”

“I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't want to fall asleep cause I miss you and I don't wanna miss a thing.”

“Don't get too comfortable with who you are at any given time--- you may miss the opportunity to become who you want to be.”

“Most people in the world don't know who the Apleys are and they don't give a damn. I don't intend this as rudeness, but as a sort of comfort. I know it has been a comfort to me sometimes. Just remember that most people don't give a damn. When you remember it, you won't feel the necessity of taking the Apleys so seriously.”

“The rules of the track work well for life. Roller derby is life in a tiny circle. You can only go forward, even if you find yourself turned around, facing the wrong way. There's speed, unpredictability, and danger. You can't be sure what's going to happen, you don't always know when you'll stop, and it appears most people are out to get you. You will fall. You will get hurt. But you will get up again.”

“A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!”