“I train every time I open my mouth”

“I lost count of the number of referees who came to me both at Derby and Forest and said, 'I'd just like to express my thanks. I love matches involving your team. We never have any trouble with them.”

“We talk about it for 20 minutes and then we decide I was right”

“O let me love my love unto myself alone,And know my knowledge to the world unknown,No witness to the vision call,Beholding, unbeheld of all...”

“I had a dream this morning too, and you were in it," he said. "I don't remember what it was about, exactly, but when I woke up I looked at the clock and it was exactly six thirty-two."I felt an eerie tingle all down my back and froze with my spoon halfway to my mouth. "Really?"He smirked and popped the cookie into his mouth. "No”

“I spent a long time trying to find my center until I looked closely at it one night & found it had wheels and moved easily in the slightest breeze. So now I spend less time sitting and more time sailing. ”

“I apply for a new job twice a week, every week. I am applying for the position of millionaire but so far my numbers haven't come up.”