“Bullshit. You can paint with a fork, you can kill with a fork. A fork is a tool. Don't let yourself be confined by the definitions of others.”
“Don't let a suitcase filled with cheese be your big fork and spoon.”
“If you come to a fork in the road, take it”
“Every life has forks in the road. And sometimes, the tines of that fork stab deep.”
“How anyone can be that dumb and still be able to eat with a fork is beyond me.”
“When you see a fork in the road...Take It!!”