“Religion is when people try to act good because they're afraid to go to hell. A relationship with Jesus Christ is for people like me who have already been to hell.”
“Religion is for people who're afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who've already been there.”
“Religion is for those who don't want to go to hell, and spirituality is for those who have already been there.”
“Religion is for those individuals trying to avoid going to hell. Spirituality is for those of us who have been there.”
“The people on the edge of Hell were most afraid of the devil; for those already in hell the devil was only another and no one in particular.”
“People who die in Detroit and then go to hell probably think they’re in heaven. I know, because I’ve been to Cleveland. ”