“Where's the point in fighting and slaying if you can make a friend out of anybeast instead of a foe?”
“Keep friends at your back and foes where you can see them.”
“If you turn into a hideous monster and I am sent to slay you, I will remember this and make it as painless as I can, out of respect for you.”
“I’m not playing daddy. I am Daddy and you are Mommy. Shouldn’t we be making out instead of fighting?”
“So why go out as a question mark when you can go out as an exclamation point instead?”
“How about "diamonds are a girl's best friends"? Nope. It should be switched around and pointed out, instead, that your best friends are diamonds.”