“...capitalism may be the unequal distribution of wealth, socialism is the equal distribution of poverty.”

“My mom once told me that a good relationship isn't where the other person makes you feel better, but where they make *you* better.”

“Once upon a time, each of us was somebody's kid. Everyone had a father, even if he never provided anything more than his seed.Everyone had a mother, even if she had to leave us on a stranger's doorstep.No matter how we're eventually raised, all of our stories begin the exact same way.They all end the same, too.”

“Well, robots are, of course, the monkey's natural enemy.”

“Forgive me if I don't take relationship advice from a dead teenager missing her vagina.”

“Sai, negli ultimi mesi ho mangiato tante di quelle pesche in scatola, che ieri notte ho praticamente cacato una crostata.”

“Come back with a healthy monkey, or don't come back at all.”