“Gert: Wake me when the fight scene's over. Kitty Pryde: Oy, tell me about it. Hey, I'm Kitty. You the token pacifist of your group? Gert: Not exactly. Pacifists are like vegans, I'm more of a vegetarian. I enjoy fish and occasional maulings.”

“Gert: What... what just happened?Chase: I don't know, but guess who totally stole Cookie Monster's glasses!Gert: Whew, for a second there, I was worried we almost learned something.Chase: Ooo, look at me! I'm a big fluffy nerd!”

“I'm not afraid of the world. I'm afraid of a world without you.”

“Just go out there and get your heart broken in, so it'll be ready when you really need it.”

“Forgive me if I don't take relationship advice from a dead teenager missing her vagina.”

“My mom once told me that a good relationship isn't where the other person makes you feel better, but where they make *you* better.”

“I mean, do you know what you get when you call a suicide hotline in New York city? A busy signal. Literally.”