“Gert: What... what just happened?Chase: I don't know, but guess who totally stole Cookie Monster's glasses!Gert: Whew, for a second there, I was worried we almost learned something.Chase: Ooo, look at me! I'm a big fluffy nerd!”

“Gert: Wake me when the fight scene's over. Kitty Pryde: Oy, tell me about it. Hey, I'm Kitty. You the token pacifist of your group? Gert: Not exactly. Pacifists are like vegans, I'm more of a vegetarian. I enjoy fish and occasional maulings.”

“I mean, do you know what you get when you call a suicide hotline in New York city? A busy signal. Literally.”

“Forgive me if I don't take relationship advice from a dead teenager missing her vagina.”

“Okay, is anyone else worried that some of the fruit didn't fall far enough away from the tree?”

“I'm not afraid of the world. I'm afraid of a world without you.”

“Come back with a healthy monkey, or don't come back at all.”