“They hurt you. You hurt 'em back. Or maybe it is the other way around. Whatever. Someday you might find a way to forgive each other. But it won't be like it used to 'cause that pain never really goes away.”

“My mom once told me that a good relationship isn't where the other person makes you feel better, but where they make *you* better.”

“How is it possible that our parents lied to us?""Lets see: Santa, the Tooth Fairy,the Easter bunny,um, God. You're the prettiest kid in school. This wont hurt a bit. Your face will freeze like that...""Everythings going to be alright.”

“Just go out there and get your heart broken in, so it'll be ready when you really need it.”

“Forgive me if I don't take relationship advice from a dead teenager missing her vagina.”

“I mean, do you know what you get when you call a suicide hotline in New York city? A busy signal. Literally.”

“Sure, this will probably end up being another in a long line of emotionally crippling misadventures...but let's try to have some fun along the way.”