“Ah, man, when Wolverine grows his face back, he's really gonna be pretty upset.”

“A man once said, “There are only two questions man can ask himself that mean anything. Why did God create the world? And what do I do next?” ...”

“I know this because the worst has happened. The thing I can’t live with… has happened. And for all our back and forth— and all the things we’ve said and done to each other… there’s one thing that I’ll never be able to tell anyone now… The one thing! The one thing I should have told you. But now I can’t… It wasn't worth it.”

“Luke Cage: "It's my house! I paid for it with my own money!" Iron Fist: "My money." Luke Cage: "His money, but it's still my house!”

“...And that, my friend, is why Brendan Fraser sucks.”

“Please don't be dead. Because then I'd have to be the Sorcerer Supreme and there's no way I could rock the 'stache.”

“There, there are no chicken wings”