“Please don't be dead. Because then I'd have to be the Sorcerer Supreme and there's no way I could rock the 'stache.”
“Please come to me, Cat, because there's no surviving you. You don't have to love me back. You don't have to be mine. Just let me be yours.”
“A brick could be used to communicate with the dead. I just spoke to Stalin, and he’s very pleased with the way America’s progressing, collectively, as a country. ”
“If someone falls down, please pick them back up. Just because there's not a camera in your face doesn't mean you don't have to look out for eachother.”
“If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.”
“I'd like another dimension of space, and also the tombs and the dead women, please.”