“The power of food is only second to sex.”
“you know, I'm only marrying you for sex and food.”
“It’s been said that men think only about sex and food. And some men, like my uncle Lester, think about sex with food. Needless to say the church has ordered him to cease bringing his own food to the potlucks.”
“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”
“All I ever think about is food or sex.”
“Sex without pain is like food without taste”