“A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.”
“A good friend will help you move, but a true friend will help you move a body.”
“An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.”
“A good friend keeps your secrets for you. A best friend helps you keep your own secrets.”
“Remember, friends help you move. Good friends help you move a body. Best friends bring their own shovel...”
“The world is a great mirror. It reflects back to you what you are. If you are loving, if you are friendly, if you are helpful, the world will prove loving and friendly and helpful to you. The world is what you are.”