“There’s no such thing as free kittens.”
“I bet you think things through, right? Accept candyfrom strangers and get into vans with a sign that reads free Kittens?”
“But there’s no such thing as free. There are only different and more horrible ways to be enslaved.”
“One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it-- it was the black kitten's fault entirely.”
“There are only two things to worry about in life: either you’re free or you’re not. If you’re free, there’s nothing to worry about. If you’re not, you kick the shit out of everything around you until you are.”
“There’s glory and honour in being chosen. But not much room for free will”