“Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.”
“If everything went well, there would be no stories to tell. So, let's add another one to the list!”
“I hope you're ready, because I'm about to tell you the story of my life. More specifically, why my life ended. And if you're listening to these tapes, you're one of the reasons why.”
“We looked at each other until it felt like everything would burst into flames”
“Add "nice" to whatever you're doing and watch opportunities open up all around you.”
“Any fool can tell a story. Take a few odds and ends of things that happen to you, dress them up, shuffle them about, add a dash of excitement, a little color, and there you have it.”