“I went to the juice isle, I learned something. Cranberries are taking over everything. What do you got, apples? Put some cranberrise in there, make it 50/50. Cran-apple. Grapes? Cran-grape. Mangos? Cran-mango. Pork chops? Cran-chop!”

“I learned something in the juice isle, and that is, I don't know what's going on with cranberries, but they're getting in all the other juices. Whoever the salesman for cranberries does a great job. He's showing up everywhere. "Hey what do you got? Apples? Well let's put some cranberries in them; we'll call it cran-apple - go fifty fifty. What do you got? Grapes? What about cran-grape? What do you got? Mangos? Cran-mango! What do you got? Pork chops? Cran-chops!”

“It is a curious thing, do you know, Cranly said dispassionately, how your mind is supersaturated with the religion in which you say you disbelieve.”

“I am an apple, yet i taste like a grape... Im a grapple.”

“Je manquais de mémoire - plus encore de l'habitude d'une mémoire qui fut prégnante, à cran et à croc, apte à extravaser dans ma gorge, pour salive, le sang des moments vécus ensembles.”

“Armando's not a pork chop, I say. She shrugs. At least a pork chop would feed you.”