“Don't Say all Guy Are Jerks Because Your Only Going For The Same Quy.”

“HMPH. Why are all the hot guys either jerks or part of a sinster plot to murder your friends?”

“If you think I'm going to cry all over your chest because you don't feel the same way, you're wrong. I don't beg for anybody's love.”

“If you don't want her to go, you should say it. Those jerks who can't say a word no matter how much time passes ... I just don't get them. If they're doing whatever the hell they want ... then you should do what you want too. I hate those jerks who fool themselves into thinking that just because they clam up, nobody knows what's going on with them!!”

“Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand.”

“You know how it is - some hot guys don't make your hormones go crazy, while some unattractive guys have massive sex appeal. This guy had it all.”