“When you're thirty you're old enough to know better,but still young enough to go ahead and do it.”
“Old enough to know better and young enough to want to do it anyway.”
“Being old enough to know better but still too young to resist mostly sucks.”
“I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.”
“Old enough to know better, but too young to care.”
“I realize thirty is just a number, that you're only as old as you feel and all that. I also realize that in the grand scheme of things, thirty is still young. But it's not that young.”