“I'm a big fan of the local library. I just read a book, but that's another story.”

“Dude. I'm just so out of it today. I just read and read and sulked and sulked all day. And then it was all fan girl of tucker and then, fuck u tucker”

“That's pretty hot," he said."Punching me in the eye?""Well, no. Of course not. I meant the idea of getting rough with you is hot. I'm a big fan of full-contact sports.""I'm sure you are.”

“My alma mater was books, a good library.... I could spend the rest of my life reading, just satisfying my curiosity.”

“He reads every book in his home but it is not enough. The country boy craves stories. He devours every poem and fable in his school and library. Still he hungers. For stories.”

“Here's another piece of advice, only date people who have read a different set of books than you have read, it will save you lots of time in the library.”