“If you don't learn to laugh at life it'll surely kill you, that I know.”
“Zip it kiddo. Don't ever admit you know a thing about cooking or it'll be used against you later in life.”
“It'll not kill you.”
“The beginning of all wisdom is to understand that you don't know. To know is the enemy of all learning. To be sure is the enemy of wisdom.”
“When they start killing the men of ideas, you can be sure the Devil is laughing.”
“I don't like the word soon because you don't know when it's going to sneak up on you and turn into NOW. Or maybe it'll be the kind of soon that never happens.”