“For a gay you are good driver.”
“Well, if someone is a bad driver and all the other drivers around them are good drivers, then they are safe because all the good drivers will dodge the bad driver so that there is no car crash. But if there is another bad driver, then there can be a crash.”
“Okay, consider this. Say you’re going to go on a long journey with someone by car. And the two of you will take turns driving. Which type of person would you choose? One who’s a good driver, but inattentive, or an attentive person who’s not such a good driver?”
“Good guys are either taken or gay”
“You know you look good if you can make a gay man open his mouth and then snap it shut.”
“Good for you, Big Brother! Nothing says Merry Christmas like "Hi, Dad! I'm gay!”