“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.”

“Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.”

“The man once wrote: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. Tolkien had that one mostly right.I stepped forward, let the door bang closed, and snarled, "Fuck subtle.”

“Do not meddle in the affairs of Administrative Assistants, for they are petty and quick to misfile. ”

“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. ”

“But it is said: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. The choice is yours: to go or wait.''And it is also said,' answered Frodo: 'Go not to the Elves for counsel for they will answer both no and yes.''Is it indeed?' laughed Gildor. 'Elves seldom give unguarded advice, for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill.”