“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.”

“Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.”

“It is a curious truth that many cats enjoy warmer, more convivial, even affectionate relationships with humans than they could ever do with fellow felines.”

“How many times I have explain? I pee over there, over there and over there. Technically make it Bigfoot territory.”

“love had turned into "love affair" with a begining and an end.”

“Even as they sought their destruction, many considered them [wolves] "possessed of near human intelligence," according Stanley Young, one so refined and subtle that it "at times caused the greatest wonderment.”

“I like to have a secret love affair, a hidden life, something to lie about.”