“I always thought the Nativity Story needed a little comic releif..." --Ron Shawver from The Great Northern Coven”

“Who told you I've been losing?""You did!""Well, THERE'S your trouble! I've been lyin'!"--Ron Shawver and his Mom from The Great Northern Coven”

“People who buy the little jars and boxes aren’t staying. They only want enough to last them while they’re here.”--Ginger the Checkout girl from The Great Northern Coven”

“You have touched the Eagle-Man! ...Well, you may have done more than just touch..." --Dorothy Whitecloud from The Great Northern Coven”

“Obsession is an addiction you may never shake free of. It just… holds you and never gives anything in return. But love, you can give all you’ve got to love and it always gives you back more. That’s how you can tell the difference between the two. I know that now.” --Robyn Hannaford from The Great Northern Coven”

“We can’t always expect great things from great men; but we must always expect little things from little men!”