“It’s an invention of mine… I call it… Shag Carpet. Women will LOVE it. At first, anyway… And then they’ll be STUCK with it! But I’m saving that for the ‘70s.”--Lucifer from Angela’s Coven”

“And to do something that helps your coven survive, even after your own death, is the greatest gift you can possibly give them…”--Angela from Angela’s Coven”

“I know... that's why you're down here and not enjoying some picnic in a golden meadow amongst the harps and puffy clouds."--Lucifer from Angela's Coven”

“Without the brandy, it’s just… crumbled up tes leaves floatin’ in warmwater… and what fun would that be?”--Aunt Maddy from Angela's Coven #covenbooks”

“I haven't baked a child in... decades!"--Aunt Maddy from Anbgela's Coven #covenbooks”

“I always thought the Nativity Story needed a little comic releif..." --Ron Shawver from The Great Northern Coven”

“Do I at least get to keep the toothbrush?”“Sure. Unless you can get it back in that wrapper and seal it up all nice and new. Well, that’s what the last girl did. See,you can hardly tell it’s been opened!”--Reggie Sinclair from Angela's Coven”