“Let me get this straight: You want to poison me nearly to death, put me out to the side of the road and then set me on fire, right?""...It sounded a lot better when we were out in the mushroom patch.""Those must have been SOME mushrooms!"--Reggie Sinclair and The Witches in Training from Angela's Coven.”

“You've weaponized mums... and you've made so MANY of them!" --Reggie Sinclair from Angela's Coven.”

“I want you to picture me as a cute little anime character that popped out from behind a mushroom or something and landed in Hollywood.”

“Do I at least get to keep the toothbrush?”“Sure. Unless you can get it back in that wrapper and seal it up all nice and new. Well, that’s what the last girl did. See,you can hardly tell it’s been opened!”--Reggie Sinclair from Angela's Coven”

“The Mushrooms. He rubbed himself with them and then whamo! Grumpy glows. He wouldn't come anywhere near this place without his mushroom rubdown, and let me tell you, that was disturbing to watch. The sounds he made, his face..." Leo shuddered. "He really needs to do that in private.”

“Cats are like mushrooms, only you'll rarely ever hear me scream, "Get off my pizza!" to a pack of mushrooms.”