“The loneliest place to spend eternity is your own life after you can't change it anymore."--Lucifer from Kevin”

“And to do something that helps your coven survive, even after your own death, is the greatest gift you can possibly give them…”--Angela from Angela’s Coven”

“I know... that's why you're down here and not enjoying some picnic in a golden meadow amongst the harps and puffy clouds."--Lucifer from Angela's Coven”

“It’s an invention of mine… I call it… Shag Carpet. Women will LOVE it. At first, anyway… And then they’ll be STUCK with it! But I’m saving that for the ‘70s.”--Lucifer from Angela’s Coven”

“Who told you I've been losing?""You did!""Well, THERE'S your trouble! I've been lyin'!"--Ron Shawver and his Mom from The Great Northern Coven”

“No, they’re just black vinyl. Probably somebody else’s record that didn’t sell for shit and they got stuck with a bunch of leftovers. They hit it with some spray paint and stick a commemorative label on it and you’ve got your ‘Official Gold Record.’ Kind of ironic though, isn’t it…marking your success with someone else’s failure.”--Reggie Sinclair from Angela's Coven”

“You have touched the Eagle-Man! ...Well, you may have done more than just touch..." --Dorothy Whitecloud from The Great Northern Coven”