“We've gone on holiday by mistake”

“I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.”

“Those with the money are eccentric. Those without, insane.”

“BALLS! We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them HERE, and we want them NOW.”

“He didn't like religion, hadn't liked it for years, but he adored churches, loved them like old scientific instruments whose time is long past but are nevertheless fascinating and strange.”

“We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.”

“But this time of the year she was in her vaults, underground, and here she resided alone, spending most of her life in darkness, like a tongue”