“Kim: Hey... There's a guy over there with a samurai sword.Scott: Really? Like a katana or a wakizashi or both?”
“Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."(Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.)”
“When a girl cries over a guy,she really loves him.when a guy cries over a girl ,he will never love another girl like her.”
“Ren-Hey...Anju...Under the bed...Anju-Oh...There's a blonde guy with an axe,right?He's a new friend.Ren-A ghost? ”
“He's soft and strong at the same time; beautiful and cold like a polished japanese katana.”
“When you really don’t like a guy, they’re all over you, and as soon as you act like you like them, they’re no longer interested.”