“Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up.Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice.”

“I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm stuck. ...I never wanted to get stuck”

“Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.”

“We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!”

“These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott.”

“Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex.”

“Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.”