“Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.”

“I just had to stay cool. Zen. No punching in the face. Punching would not be Zen.”

“If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.”

“Hear me out. Would you eat a hamburger if there was any chance it could punch you in the face?- How is a hamburger supposed to punch me in the face?Just say that it can. Would you bother? Or would you eat something else?”

“I don't want to see you. I don't like you. I don't like your face. You look like an insufferable egotist. You're impertinent. You're too sure of yourself. Twenty years ago I would have punched your face with the greatest of pleasure.”

“Bianca Olivier- Hear me out. Would you eat a hamburger if there was any chance it could punch you in the face? Lucas Ross- How is a hamburger supposed to punch me in the face?”